foreverstormydays:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

you are an inspiration to us all

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vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

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chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING 

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING 

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

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shark week hoo ha ha.

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dudeufugly:

fandommember:

driveshaftgroupie:

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I believe there were 13

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

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ciggers:

My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

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k4rena:

Bollywood movies are all cheesy and cute and great until it gets you teary and you start rethinking every single decision you’ve made in your love life 


canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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