achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via thatharlequingirlemanni)


tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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weasleypatronus:

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I’ve waited my whole life for this

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nbhd-hoodlums:

me in the beginning of summer: OK IM GOING TO EXERCISE EVERY DAY AND GO TO THE POOL 2X A WEEK AND DO SOMETHING SOCIAL 3X A WEEK AND NOT SLEEP ALL DAY
me now: “hey mom why isnt the internet at 3 bars”

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listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via youremycovergirl)


toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

(via sherlockholmes)


nimcks:

You and me, we are in a club now! 

(via btrforlife)


dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

(via btrforlife)


chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

(via heyitsmadi)


gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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